Dear men of okcupid,

Stop asking me if I will show you around my city while you're visiting. I don't know you, you're not my friend, and I have a life. If you want a tour guide, I recommend paying someone, or using the Time Out app. (Also, you're not fooling anyone. I'm not your piece of strange, mmk?)

Sincerely,

TINF

I'm not your tour guide